* Author's note: "I have chosen to compose these literary works under the alias, Biz Mark, to preserve my anonymity." ~ M.C. (my sister)...
Feel free to e-mail the Biz-Nitch!
ODE TO A PENIS
Ode to a penis.
Oh penis. Oh penis.
Whhoooaaaahhhhhh penis.
How your engorging ways entrance me.
Slither. Slap. Slurp.
I am a prisoner of your charms.
Rise before the queen.
PYROKINETIC PENIS
With just one glance - one lingering stare
you send a surge of flames through my body unaware
there's no where to run
escape is futile
I am helpless but to allow the fire to encompass me bare
Pyrokinetic penis be kind to the woes of a woman scorned
Allow me escape from your eternal burning bondage
Be satisfied with my singed heart - beast of love.
PENIS IN THE DARK
Penis in the dark
Hidden from the scrutiny of the naked eye
Where do you dwell?
In the sanctity of blow up rubber?
Or perhaps cradled in the fist of Sasquatch.
Never knowing the likes of the real thing
It must be sad in the darkness of despair.
ECLECTIC BALLS
Eclectic balls from beyond
strained from the depths of insanity
seething nuts constricted
trapped beneath a web of cover
gasping in fervor, in vain.
Motionless and still. Frozen. Waiting.
AN ODE TO TESTICLES
Ode to testicles hanging in the wind
the air is hot and dry
hair swaying to and fro like a breeze blowing through fields of wheat
the t'aint free to scream at the ills of society
chains of constriction broken
feel the freedom young buck!
Finally free to sag at will in objectivity!
I gaze upon your glory in utter silence, in awe of your wondrous poise.